3/21/08

Why not to text while jumping on a trampoline with no net at midnight.

You fall of, can't breath, and all your friends start crying because they think your dead.
And then you get mud stains on your butt, and it looks like you took a giant dump in your pants.

3 comments:

Aunt Jo said...

don't forget: you give your mother a heart attack and she almost falls while trying to get out the door in her night gown in the dark.

ps everyone was fine, but the trampoline escapade was short lived.

Anonymous said...

If I was jumping on a trampoline I WOULD take a giant dump in my pants

Leslee said...

Oh good point. I'll remember not to text while jumping on a trampoline without a net at midnight.