3/9/06

Do you have an imaginary friend?

I have an imaginary friend. Her name is Zelda. Yes I know there is a game called Zelda something something. So if you HAD or HAVE an imaginary friend please contact me @
http:/imaginaryfriends.com or call me @ 1-866-imagine-friends-13254. Please ask for
Burff Mox and he will transfor you from line 45684 to line 56795. Thank you for your time.



P.S. For those of you who have ISSUES you really will call.

6 comments:

Suzy-Q said...
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Jory-san said...

i never had an imaginary friend. i always wanted one. the only time i came close to having one, his name was Jasper. but i killed him with an imaginary foil, in a duel, on the porch at Fredonia. 2221? 2212?

Jory-san said...

what if you are the imaginary friend of your imaginary friend?

Whistle Britches said...

I had an imaginary friend from around 1973 I think. I named him Herbie Fred.

Uncle Jory has been drinking too much sake CarlyJo. He'll wake up and forget he ever wrote this comment...

Suzy-Q said...

I never had an imaginary friend. I had to brothers that pestered me all the time and I spent all my time bossing them around.

Jory-san said...

Uncle Joe had an imaginary friend named Helmut. He lived in G-Mom's basement.
from your unimaginary Uncle Jory-san