3/24/07

Contest

We are having another contest..... the contest is to see who can come up with the best contest.


*Call 1-800-contest to enter.(not really)
*Offer ends 4-4-07
*Winner will be annouced 4-6-07

1/26/07

A day in my life. ( OH NO!)

The following may be hazardous to your health.


4:05am ------- wake up to go to bathroom.

6:05am ------- wake up and start getting ready for school.

6:30am ------- wait for clothes in dryer to get well, dry.

6:45am -------- dressed, and TRYING to make my hair look decent.

6:50am ------- tired of trying to do my hair, so i just wear it in a pony tail.

6:55am -------- eat a piece of bread to keep myself from throwing up.

7:00am -------watch Curious George on OE TA.

7:20am ------- trying to keep Cassi from eating my face.

7:35am --------eat a piece of toast, and gagging while doing it, because I'm not hungry.
(mom MAKES me eat something.)

7:40am --------- in the car and honking for mom to get out to the car and take me to school...

7:43am-------- still waiting for mom.

7:50am ------ AT SCHOOL AND WAITING FOR BELL TO RING SO I CAN GO TO MY LOCKER.

7:52am ------ AT MY LOCKER, AND CHATTING WITH MY FRIENDS.

7:59 am -------- In 1st hour math......... trying not to cry, because math book is yelling at me.

8:30am -------- still trying not to cry.

8:40am-------- GETTING READY TO GO TO NEXT CLASS..

8:55am --------- In 2nd hour English........ trying not to fall out of my chair that has
PROBLEMS.

9:20am ------- on the floor... chair has won the battle.

9:45am ------- LEFT ENGLISH AND NOW AT LOCKER, SHOVING BACKPACK INTO IT.

9:55AM ------- In 3rd hour P.E. running around the gym like Cassi is trying to eat me.

10:45am---------- waiting to be dismissed to go to lunch.

10:55am------- SITTING A LUNCH TABLE STARING AT JAKE .

11:15am ------- STILL STARING.

11:25am -------- in reading also known as "TIGER TIME"

11:35AM -------- reading and trying not to laugh at Nick Bailey who is shoving pencils up his nose.

11:50am -------- TAKING BREAK. ( bathroom,drink,and locker break.)

12:10pm ------- in 4th hour science...... nothing exciting is happening.

12:50pm ------ LEAVING SCIENCE ON MY WAY TO BAND.

1:15am ------- in 5th hour band.......... once again trying not to laugh at Nick Bailey who this time is shoving drumsticks up his nose.

1:45pm ------- getting ready to go to next class.

2:20pm ------ in 6T\th hour Social Studies... (my favorite class.) I sit next to Nick Bailey, who is sticking some foreign object in his nose once again.

2:40pm --------- waiting for bell to ring to Dismiss us to leave.

2:46pm ------- WALKING HOME.....

2:58pm-------- I'm home and watching Ellen.

OKAY, I'M GETTING TIRED OF TYPING, TO MAKE A VERY LONG STORY SHORTER...

After I watch Ellen I go into my room and listen to music and watch T.V. until bedtime,

THE END!

This is MINE now!


This morning on my way to school, mom handed me the ipod and said "Here, you can have it, I put a bunch of song on it last night for you."
I was thinking it was a joke. It took me a minute to figure out that she wasn't kidding.
So I took it to school to show off MY NEW IPOD........
It worked pretty good. (i think)

12/27/06

Post Christmas Post

This is my post Christmas post.

Our Christmas was pretty good. We went out to eat Saturday for my Uncle Tom's birthday, then to G-mom's for our Christmas dinner and gifts. Guess what was on the menu? Tomato soup and grilled cheez samwiches. :o)

Sunday we went to church with Nana and Papa then to Pa-Pa and Granny's house for more gift exchanging. Granny whipped up a nice dinner with dressing. After Mom and Dad had a nap we went to Nana and Papa's to open gifts with them then to Aunt Joyces for more gifts and some good food. My Papa always makes shrimps that are double yum.

On Christmas Eve, Mom and Dad have started letting us open ONE gift that night and the rest have to wait for Christmas morning. Mom gets to choose what we open. She chose a box for my sister Cassidy and it was a towel! You should have seen the look on Cassidy's face!! A towel!! She was not happy. I got to open some big initials for my name. I hung them on my door and they look good. I want to color them and decorate them but Mom won't let me.......yet.

Christmas morning was fun. We got lots of movies that will keep us and Dad busy for a long time. We each got a cd and I got a MP3 player! I haven't figured out how to download songs from my cd's onto it yet but Uncle Tom got our new Chris Tomlin CD on there for me so that is a start. :o) Mom says this is a trial so she can see if I would take care of an iPod. I hope so. I really want one real bad! Pink!

Dad took us shopping yesterday so I could spend a gift card I got from G-mom and Grandpat at Hastings. I bought Sims Unleashed to play at Nana's house.

Well that is about all. My mom says it is time to go now......

Bye!

How was YOUR Christmas??

9/3/06

Daddy's Comic Strip





























My Dad is a genius!

See where I get all my talent!
and good looks too?!!!!!!!!!!!


Hope you can read this..(UJ)

1st panel: Saturday morning, UJ sleeps.....Aj is at work......
2nd: UJ is startled awake by the presence of fairies flying over his head:"We're those fairies?"
3rd: UJ has questions:
Breathing? hceck
Breathing? check!
Socks! ON?
Tummy? Hanging over
Hangover? Tummy...
Hungry? Yes..... I....
Hongreee? Hongreeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
4th panel: UJ begins long hike to kitchen. Sign reads El Paso....(walk to kitchen .5 miles)
5th panel says: Fridge empty...Fridge laughs "Ha!" Evil plot against UJ aka Batman in effect...(return walk 2.5 miles)
6th: UJ has donned Batman suit and is standing in front of McDonalds....


Special thanks to my wonderful, mother, Josefina for her tireless technical work on this post. :o)
*snickering*

8/27/06

1st Annual Comic Carnival.


"Bob~Cat Bob Here."
"Are all you peeps out there ready to be in the 1st Anuual Comic Carnival?"
Crowd: "YEAH!!!!!"
Bob: "all right then all you have to do is make your own comic."
"it HAS to be 1 whole page."
"if not you are unable to win the prize."
"who~ever wins the prize will also win a signed piece of art , by yours truly."
(Ted you'd better win)
If you don't all I have to do is turn to my good old pal Larry the Lion!

8/23/06

Blogger Art Show 2006




















Susie





















Ted



Emmers and Jory San















Jenn
Below: Daddy and Anne






































Mom



















Saur

8/12/06

DO AS I SAY! OR MY FEROCIOUS LION WILL ATTACK!



NOW LISTEN UP , THIS IS NOT A CHOICE IT IS A COMMAND!
ALL OF YOU ARE TO DRAW A PICTURE OF YOUR SELF AND POST IT ON YOUR BLOG!
AND ONCE YOU HAVE YOU ARE TO TELL ME!AND IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL PAY!

7/11/06

Stuff








7/9/06

D.A.R.N ( For Dyl )



These Are Animals Who Have Been Rescued

By D.A.R.N. (Dylan's Animal Rescue Nation W)

" I Can Call D.A.R.N. And They Will Be There"

Some Guy Named Gary

"I Always Call D.A.R.N. When My Cat Gets Stuck On My Barn And Tied Up With Yarn"

Rita Rhymer

Above Sisters Hug 1 another after being separated.And ReunitedAgain By Dylan Himself.

As You Can See D.A.R.N Is Amazing!

So Give Us A Call!! 1-800-DARN-852

Made With Love From A FRiend

Volunteers Needed 651-5541

6/25/06

The S Letter

Sammy Seamant
6060 Salamander Slide
Santon, Surville 686-6060



Sweet Sammy,

Hello! How is it in Santon? It's terrible in Twindle. Well, I have made a few new friends. Taryn, Tracy, The Triplets, Tina, Trace, and Traley. They're my best buds. ( You're my number one best bud!)
We have finally moved. We live on 2321 Terrance Trail. My twin brother Tyler just got back from seeing Dad. He said they went Turkey hunting. Ever since Mom and Dad got divorced Mom says Tyler and I have been nothing but trouble. In two months I get to go see Dad.
Yesterday at the Mall, Mom got me a turtle named Tater Tot. It's 9 pm here and I'm tired.
So how was school down in Santon? Did you get Miss Sally in Social Studies? My teacher's name is Lt. Taner. We have to call him that because he used to be a Lieutenant or something.
I can't believe I didn't call and tell you this! My mom is having another baby! She is due in 3 months. She still can't believe that she has been married to Trevor that long. It's only been 9 months. Trevor and Tammy Tylerson, it sounds pretty nice.
Well, I have to go look through a book of baby names with my mom...

Best Friends for Always.
Truly,
Talulah Belle

5/5/06

What's your name?

Find the first letter of your first name, Then find the last letter of your middle name, Finally find the 3rd letter of your last name.

EXAMPLE : Jane Beatrice Keith
J=Monkey
E=Crust
I=Poop



A=Potato ~~~~~~~~~ P=Not Bob
B= Cloud ~~~~~~~~~ Q=Doodle Bop
C= Chicken ~~~~~~~ R=Lois
D=Jewell~~~~~~~~~~~ S= Lollipop
E= Crust ~~~~~~~~~~~ T= Loser
F=Dung ~~~~~~~~~ U=Mermaid
G= Fart ~~~~~~~~~~ V=Nana
H= Toilet ~~~~~~~~ W=Dinosaur
I=Poop ~~~~~~~~ X=Incredible
J= Monkey ~~~~~~~~ Y=Chinchilla
K= Doggy ~~~~~~~~ Z=Cheerio
L=Princess
M=Moolah
N=Casino
O=Bob

4/7/06

The run away Jo.





Last night when I came home from Slicks house I walked in to the house and
Cassi Jo yelled, "Carly Aubrie ran away so we don't have a dog anymore!!!"
I wanted to cry, I did.Now who is gonna wag her whole butt of when she sees me after school?, who is gonna lick me in the morninng when I won't get up?,
who is gonna thro up on the couch after she licks the chili bowl clean?
I don't know...

3/21/06

My stapler hates me and I hate my stapler.

Yesterday at school I was playing with a stapler that Ok Slicks wife gave me, there was a staple stuck in it and I was trying to get it out, So I pushed the stapler down and stapled my thumb. Earlier that day I stapled another finger but it didn't go in that far. Thats why I hate my stapler. Do you hate yours?

3/20/06

Neopets.


These are Neopet Petpets, on Neopets you can make you own pet.
You can send it to school, by it things,and a lot of other stuff.
You can make 5 pets, and if you want to check it out you can go here.http://www.neopets.com



You have to sign up before you can make any pets.

3/18/06

Quiz your blogger friends

I got this idea off Dyl's World.....and I made a 70% on his quiz.

Puhleeeeze take my quiz here....

3/9/06

Do you have an imaginary friend?

I have an imaginary friend. Her name is Zelda. Yes I know there is a game called Zelda something something. So if you HAD or HAVE an imaginary friend please contact me @
http:/imaginaryfriends.com or call me @ 1-866-imagine-friends-13254. Please ask for
Burff Mox and he will transfor you from line 45684 to line 56795. Thank you for your time.



P.S. For those of you who have ISSUES you really will call.

3/5/06

Heres another one.


Why do you think this baby is grinning from ear to ear?
Here are your options,

a. He made a big whoops in his pants.

b. He met a nice girl in Rome and they are getting married on January 6th.

c.He has just won a trip for 4 to Italy.

d.He has won a Lamborghini. ( i didn't spell that right)

e.None of the above

Thw winner is.....


Susie, I am mad @ you because you got the secret right, so you don't get a prize! not really i will get you a prize.
(sooner or later!)